Sorry it is sidewards, or sidefards. That is the way my iPhone 6s uploaded it unto my computer :(. But hey m8!, don't you fret! Turn that frown upside down!!!! Oh right, I wish I could turn this picture rightside up tho... :( .. :| .. :) .. :D Also, if you guys ever feel like playing 1 vs 1 against me on Combatants, feel free to, and I will! :D Also, do you notice that little sneaky-cheek bomb, my Poptropica avatar is holding, rather casually in his hand?

• Note: These are only my personal opinions and thoughts. Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is not a bad game, in fact it is a great game and creative by itself, however as a Banjo Kazooie game, it falls short. There are quite a few reasons for why I have a bit of a problem with it: One of them is the over sexualization of Humba Wumba.

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• Another problem is that the game runs on certain dynamics, which help make it less enjoyable as a platformer, but more able as a car machine processor. In the words of JonTron "This should of been called TipTup: Nuts and Bolts, not Banjo-Kazooie." And "I hate the fact that I have to hate this game" In which case I don't hate BK:N&B, I quite like the game mechanics. I like that some parts were quite challenging, some were a bit too easy, and some were over the top at hardness, but other than that, it was quite a good challenge and it gave me some time to pass.

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  While Watching Mikey's Walkthroughs (a YouTuber)'s Let's Play commentary on it, I found and he also noticed in the last episode of his let's play, Part 33, A part where Gruntilda goes into an Egyptian like pyramid with an eye symbolism at the top, which suggests and even hints at the Illuminati conspiracy theories. I also like the fact that I can build a whole variety, and diversity of things with my blueprints and car parts, such as Super Mario or a Bat mobile. The whole of the levels and worlds, seem like wastelands that weren't finished yet, or were half developed at least. It is like someone making Mario City Simulator on the Nintendo consoles, or Zelda: Modern Warfare 3. It just doesn't suit or fit into the actual game dynamics. I do like the originality of it and the creativity of it tho. So, Here are my top 5 pros, and cons of this game: 

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  1: It is more of a spin off rather than a sequel, such as Banjo-Threeie was supposed to be. 

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  2: It can get overly tedious, not boring however, but some of their challenges can get tediously dull when repeated or done over and over again. This can also be said for the last two games, but the last two games had more of a flow to them. 

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  3: It is all over the place. What I mean is, it is not structured, or routined enough to the point of it being actually quite messy. 

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  4: L.O.G seems like a blasphemous takeover title, of the Lord of hosts, making God look like an over powering dictator, subliminally messaging this to us through our subconscious. I could be wrong on this point I just made however, so I'll like to be corrected. Thank you. Also, L.O.G could also represent Microsoft, and what they did to Rare, making their game more about Cars than platforming, and he breaks the fourth wall alot. 

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  5: Spiral Mountain is trashed a bit. Mountains can't be friends :-(, also you cannot respawn your item, while you are doing a mission. Here are my top five pros: 

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  1: It has stunning new graphics, new ways to play, and a newer enhanced gameplay. 

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  2: The environment and areas feel fresh, new and better than ever. (This may seem contradictory, to my previous statement)

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  3: You get to explore Banjoland and the factory, which happen to be my two best favorites. 

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  4: Some funny lines spewed out by Grunty, and the gang, with their suggestive cameos. 

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  and finally, number 5: The game's area, and backgrounds feel very realistic. This is not what makes a game good however, but for this addition I will give it a plus. I don't want to just go mindlessly and aimlessly towards tradition, in this case, it would have worked out better, if they stayed and stuck to the original series outlook. It is not a bad game. It is quite enjoyable and good. But, I think the reason why so many Rareware fans didn't like or enjoy this game, is because it is sort of like a blasphemous sin, against the entire Gaming community of the earliest Banjo Kazooie game (Credit to Jontron). I've seen a great many reviews of this game, some critics liked this game, some critics were neutral (like me), and some of them hated this game. It is a 20/20/20 percentage of people who happened to agree to disagree. You should've seen the stories on Creepy pasta about this: Satan eating cheeze wizz while playing this game in Hell. Anyway, back to my written down game review. The main highlight of the game, was definitely the mini-flash game "Kongo Saves Teh World", and the soundtrack, done by ours truly, Grant Kirkhope, Robin Beanland and Dave Clynick. I am extremely excited, and looking forward, to how legeandary Rareware Composer Dave Wise's instrumentals, will sound like in Yooka-Laylee! :-D!

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  I suggest looking at the Completionist, That One True Gamer, CGRundertow, NintendoCapriSun, and Yurioofwind's Review of Banjo Kazooie. You should probably have a look at AntDude's one as well. They would be my top people on who I'd suggest, when searching for what the original Banjo-Kazooie games were like, when compared to this newer version. Also if you wanna see the legacy of Stop n Swop, the Retrospective History of BK, Cameos, Remixes, and the Rated E series... see Beta64, YankeeGamer5, TheGameDirect, and ThumpsUpMaster. It would also be better, if they let you go into certain areas of this game, instead of making those areas closed off until you reach a certain abjective in the game.                                                                                                                                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er1DWnAzYr0

• The Blockhead series on here, created by Bella-The-Swain, okay so just The-Swain, are literally one of the most amazingly hilariously classic, and fun to watch episodes, I have ever watched on the Movie portal. Blockhead reminds me so much of my own personality. They especially remind me of how I was like, as a teenager in high school. I nicknamed myself the "God of Annoyance" once, while on a field trip to the Egyptian part of the Museum... And I proudly give this badge(r) of honour to my frigga (the friend word plus something else) Blockhead. X'D |*| Oooooh Caaaanadaaaa. Whoops, the colours on Blockhead's clothes made me think he was a Canadian boy, eh boi? Myy bad, I made a boo-boo, yeeeah.
• Thank you The-Swain-Flu, I mean The-Swain, sorry, I have a runny nose :/, for creating these epic+awesome-sauceness series/episodes of Blockhead!!!! He is so much better than Pico-mon or Salad Toenails!!!!!!
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• I know this isn't much, but I just want to give a shoutout to JonTron. For bringing me more peace, laughter, and joy to my life, when I was a teenager.

• I remember when I first discovered your Nuts and Bolts game review video, on YouTube (Of course, where else would I have found it, back then!? ;). I thought to myself "This awesome video has how many hits? From a famous YouTuber, whose YouTube attire, and personality/video-film-making skills/talents are already at the top of his level!? I am so subscribing to this dude!). And since then, It has been a journey, from your movie review of Birdemic. Which, by the way, I knew afterwards, after seeing that movie review from you, that the ending of your Nuts and Bolts game review with the kazooie-like birds, flying into the ocean's distance, that it was a reference to your up-coming Birdemic video. Then to you reviewing just generally bad, and awful games. Searching through your video and content, kept me entertained for hours on end. Also, I know this may sound kinda weird, maybe creepy, and sort of random but, Your chin beard without the mastache, suited you quite well. May Jacques R.I.P. May he or she always be remembered. The ng game on here called "Bird vs. Camel" by MikeSalyh, was an awesome tribute to Jacques. :').

• JonTron, you are a very talented, and creative artist. I like your style, and you are an overall, great content maker. You are, obviously, popular for a reason, Jon Jafari! (I hope it is okay to use your real name! :(.
• Btw, Plasma3's music and instrumental remixes, of your songs, is the bomb! literally. In my humble opinion, I honestly believe that you were the star highlight of the show "Game-Grumps". The fan-made Game Grump remixes were the best, when you were in/involved in them.

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  So I just want to thank you, for that. Plus, bonus points for being a hardcore Banjo-Kazooie/Rareware/Grant Kirkhope (His video game OST is literally the greatest, next to Robin Beanland and David Wise. Of course Eveline Fischer is quite good, too!) fan, like me! :D. That'll be all, my main men!

Happy Robot Day to P-Bot, Happy Robot Day dear Ppppppp-Bot, Happy Robot Day to He! Zie-Zip! Heeray! Zie-Zip! Heeray! For he's a jolly good ROOOOOBOOOOOOOw, That no human can deny.

• This is a shout out to all of my subscribers, staff and talented people who I believe, put out great content.

• Thank you whole-heartedly to AnalogByNature, Anarkat (now dem0lecule), CatOfSnow, Epicminion, ErnieTheMighty, ragnkinson, RagonFighter, SourJovis, TalesofValorian, TessaWuff, VicariousE, Tremax, Dizzel, ScepterDPinoy, and last BUT not least... WKay, for taking the time out of your day to decide to follow my page :), It really means alot to me when people do this. It boasts up my confidence. So I appreciate this kind act.

• I also want to give out a big thank you to all of you talented people, and staff out there, who have put out alot of great content or hard work out on the internet, over the years. Things which have made us tearful, laughful, Joyful, Informed, and Inspired. I will list up to twenty users here (This doesn't include users that are together in the same sentence structure).

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• Epicminion. Thank you for being my friend, buddy. :).

• JonBro. The Riddle Series on here are, without a doubt, one of my favourites, if not, MY favourite game series on here.

• GMan250, for your classic 'numa-numa' dance video that went viral on YouTube. I never did get bored of that video.

• noogai. For inspiring many people like Ragon, to persue making their own little Animator vs Animation series. (Note: I suggest using 'Adobe Animate CC' or a unity engine, if you want to persue making Animator vs Animation flash movies.)

• PuffballsUnited. Mark Henry the Stickman, we couldn't have done it without you.

• Tom and Wade Fulp. For giving us such an amazing avenue and enterprise where we can share and do our work on. Thank you guys so much!

• Pikanjo. Solely for your awesome Banjo-Threeie cutscene/s. Better than a Nut with a Bolt in it, that's for sure.

• Explosm. For your explosive and dynamic Cyanide and Happiness shows.

• Doki. For enriching the internet with your love for Salad Fingers.

• Badim. For your unique and interactive role playing game, known as "Doodle God".

• The-Swain. Thank you, for creating a mirror image version of meself with your "blockhead" series. How did you know I had a blockhead? heh.

• Samination. For your interesting take on various topics put into well-animated formats, such as gaming and religion.

• Noodle. Your remakes rock!

• Mich and Jay. Thank you for moderating the Chat room into a safe, tyrannical haven. No, but seriously, Thank you guys for looking out and keeping the Chat room safe and reasonable.

• SourJovis, Anarkat and Phonometrologist. You did an awesome job for that 20th anniversary of NG's portal eras. Also, Phonometrologist, I am glad my profile encouraged you, and hopefully my page, keeps enouraging you to move forward with a strong heart. Keep well, bro.

• geogrant. For your awesome parody and interconnecting arts of famous celebrities and cartoons combined together to form a unity, of pure parodical sweetness.

• TheWeebl. For your family-friendly and catchy tones. Badger, Badger be like "Kenya dig it? Suckah!"

• eddsword and eddach. Thank you for your great past-time shows. They were a real blessing to me when I was young. Hopefully Edd is now resting in peace.

• SexualLobster. You are a very talented artist and singer. Keep it up.

• ChazDude (for your great political insight :P), P-Bot (for making this site more user-friendly), Nutcasenightmare, Gonzossm, Krinkels, Totaljerkface, Egoraptor, Oney, DeathTiger0, Dougtoons, DanPaladin, Bluebaby, LazyMuffin, HappyHarry, Rig, ApexxWolf and KawaiiPiranha. Thank all of you guys for making NG that much more enjoyable and fun for us regular users. :)!

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Meme of the Shoop Da Whoop meme with the "YAH" face written on him.

• (This might (key word, might) be a bit boring for you. Basically my first and only blog here, and some rants). Today, I decided to check out the hang out that was going on near my area today. It was quite a well done little mininature theme park, minus the rides. It went from, I think, 12-3 pm. I arrived there at about 1:15-25ish and stayed until at least 2 (I CAN COUUUNT!). They had American-style hotdogs with that yellow coloured awesome sauce they call "Mustard". Alot of friendly people approached me, they were very welcoming and invited me to have a turn at everything, even one of the people there told me that the firetruck there that I was looking at (That was on display for the day) was made in 1938, that's pretty cool. There were cute little adorable kids honking a police siren, inside a brand new, and fresh SA police car. Which I thought was pretty good for the little children to be able to experience, at such a young age. I also got to pet a goat! Yay!. I was very surprised to see animals there. I bet they were thinking amongst themselves "Rack off ya puny hominids... oi Frank, see that guy? He looks like he's never seen a chicken before. Frank: Yeah, tell me about it, I just got petted by a creepy stranger...". There was a group of aboriginal people dressed in traditional clothing. One of them was getting out a didgeridoo. Sadly I didn't get to hear him play it, Probably knew I was coming. I took some pamphlets near the activity area. Got to do some juggling, because, why not? STAHP JUDGING ME!!! I also got to fill some gloves in with hay and place them on the handless scarecrow. Before that, I got to eat some chicken satay, and a springroll with sweet tomato sauce, and an Asian meatball. That was offically when I left. That was pretty much it, besides doing a questionaire about how I would rate my experience there and what are my suggestions to better the Oval. I got to leave out of there with a free hot chocolate! And those were my main and biggest highlights of my day.

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• Okay. Well, I have known about Newgrounds for a while now, since I was a kid. This was and is one of my biggest and best experiences with the internet that I can remember, mainly because it is everywhere. It is amazing to see what young people can do when they have the proper resources and equipment ready for them. 

"Anyone can do anything if they put their minds to it."